Me: -sobbing over Eliot's death-

Friend: Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Me:

Friend: Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

Me:

Friend: And all the king's horses and all the king's men

Me:

Friend: Couldn't put Humpty Dumpty back together again

Me:

Friend:

Me: -pushes them off the face of the Earth- WHO IS HUMPTY DUMPTY NOW, HUH PUNK?!